"Hello. Are the physician in?"

"I'll be with you as soon as I complete filling in these forms."

"But I really necessitate to see a doctor."

"There, now what can I make fo – EEEEEK! You...you....you're a grizzly bear."

"Yes, ma'am. Can I see the doctor, please?

"Wh...why would you desire to see the doctor? He doesn't usually see grizzly bears, you know."

"Some film histrion thought he'd be a existent smarty and buss me."

"Oh, oh, I saw that on TV. That was Brad Pitt. You're the Brad William Pitt Bear."

"That's what I've been trying to state you."

"Ooooh, you lucky bear. How did it feel?"

"Look, miss. This histrion come ups up and swill 1 on me. Now I have got icky person germs. It's given me a rash. How would you like it if Brad William Pitt just walked up to you and kissed you?"

"Ooooh."

"And to add abuse to injury, he recorded it on national television. How would you like that?"

"Ooooh."

"And instead of giving me antibiotics, Jennifer Aniston starts pawing me."

"Ooooh."

"I experience so used."

"Wow, for a bear, you sure take an exciting life. Kissed by Brad Pitt. Pawed by Jennifer Aniston. National television. Ooh, how thrilling."

"I wouldn't name such as maltreatment 'thrilling'. It's not like I have got an exciting job...not like yours."

"What, this? I pass all twenty-four hours filling in forms."

"Wow. I've never filled in word forms before."

"And I have got to book assignments for ill people all twenty-four hours long. And people who believe they are sick. And people who don't cognize if they are sick. And ill people who believe they are not ill but don't cognize if they are sick. And people who are ill but believe they are not ill and wonderment if that agency they might be sick."

"Wow. I've never helped ill people before."

"And I have got to maintain explaining why the physician can't see them yet, because he is busy tending to another patient. Rich Person you any thought how it experiences to have got to maintain explaining that over and over, twenty-four hours after day, hebdomad after week?"

"Pure happiness. You must have got the doctor's alibis memorized by now"

"And I am stuck here under these inundation lights, force-fed muzak that sounds like person grabbed a cadmium player and stuffed it with battercake premix and maple syrop until all that is left are the beatless, rythmless memory of a pre-civilization melody."

"I love muzak. Big Griz is my favourite muzak composer."

"You like that drivel? Hmph. You would probably love this job."

"You bet! Filling in forms. Talking to people. Making appointments. Basking in glorious musak – what could be better?"

"Well, you can have got it then."

"Really? But, then who will buss Brad Pitt. It's a soiled job, but person have to make it."

"Hey. How about me?"

"You? You desire to buss Brad Pitt?"

"Sure, since you make demand person to make it."

"That is so sort of you. You would give yourself for me."

"Yeah. Yeah. Travel over. I've got to acquire puckering."

***

"And so, children, that's how the lady establish herself stuck in the grizzly bear cage over there."

"Wow, Uncle Jimmy. You sure learn us a batch of great material every time we come up to the zoo. I thought she was just a zookeeper cleansing the cage."

"Ah, yes, but she no longer have to listen to muzak, so she is happy. Different people like different things. What conveys this lady felicity are not the same things as do a grizzly bear happy, for example. Understand?"

"I sure do, Uncle Jimmy. It also explicates how come up Dr. Block have such as a grizzly receptionist."